shiftythrifting:

you know what time it is babey!!!

997:

i’m depression watching oitnb and the plot twists are srsly as edgy and melodramatic as my 14 yr old danganronpa roleplays

The grim realization that i am not special for feeling really sad and that this profoundly bad feeling in my chest is actually pretty common. solidarity

My bathroom mirror is a dissociation chamber it’s magic

alexa when will i stop feeling like i’m going to throw up every time i think about _. will it ever go away because it’s been a year and i still feel like i’m being threatened with my life every time i am reminded of _ .why do i feel this strange jealousy. why do i feel so guilty

nunchuk:

nest:

necromin:

genderists:

necromin:

genderists:

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

you sound like a fun person to be around op

i’ve struck a nerve in the shits&farts fandom

so how do you feel about autistic people op

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Anyone here smokin wet tonight?

comiteinvisible: